Toy Talk

by Mr. and Mrs. Toy

CLONE-A-WILLY

This month, Mrs. Toy does her best to replace me, or part of me anyway, using the CLONE-A-WILLY Kit from Adam & Eve. We both have looked at these kits from time to time and wondered how they really worked, or whether they really worked. Advertised as a kit that "has everything you need to make a soft rubber dildo of your hard penis – with optional vibrations to please her like never before." this kit promises a lot, and there are some mixed reviews about this kit out there on the web, so we thought we'd take a closer look for you.

What you receive in the mail, is just a tube packed full of stuff. The kit contains instructions, a small thermometer, a stirring stick, the vibrator that is put into the replica, a two part mixture for the final product, a bag of powdered mold mixture, and of course, the tube itself.  The process itself is pretty strait forward:

1. Cut the tube down to the appropriate length, then tape around the edges, for safety. The instructions suggest duct-tape around the edges after cutting, although this is not a required material listed anywhere on the exterior of the product. The instructions also include details on how to deal with bent or curved penis's.

2. Make the mold. This step is crucial, you must have the exact amount of water at the exact temperature. If it is too dry or at the wrong temperature your mold will not hold together, or it may harden before you can put the real deal inside it.

3. After the mold has set (2-4 hours), it is time to mix the two part rubber mixture and pour it into the mold, finishing by inserting the vibrator.

4. Once the rubber is cured (24 hours) you can remove it from the mold and clean it up, removing any extra/jagged parts with a sharp knife.

Mrs. Toy and I both read, and re-read the instructions before even beginning the process, then we worked together as we moved through the process. There are several parts where timing is crucial, but if you pay attention, it is not difficult. The end result was a Latex-free, hypo-allergenic, easy to clean (soap and water) replica of me that quite frankly... looked very much like... me! I think the only real complaint I have about the description of the final product as advertised is the "soft rubber" part. While it is true the toy will not be hard like plastic... it is probably not what most people will think of when they read "soft" either. Think of a stiff rubber feel rather than something soft like many of the dildo's on the market today.

 Mr. Toy:

I wasn't sure how this would turn out, but once I saw the final product, I was very surprised. I of course know what my penis looks like, I know it's shape, it's ridges, it's texture fairly intimately. Looking at this new toy of ours... I truly feel like I'm looking at me! You can see the small skin textures on the head, the veins standing out, and the wrinkles of skin where there are any.

Creating the toy was not difficult, however attention to detail, and teamwork (due to the limited time frame, I think it would be very difficult for a man to create the mold by himself) are critical. Read the instructions, once, twice, thrice... and be sure to read the little "Tip..." windows as they are not tips, they are critical instructions! Why they show them as just tips is beyond me. Be sure to create the mold somewhere with a smooth floor or in the tub... not over carpet since you will be dumping mold material onto the floor as your press your hard member into the tube. For the same reason, if you have a lot of bush around the boys, you may consider shaving or at least trimming things down a bit, removing mold material from pubic hair is not as easy as from clean skin.

Another tip, I recommend a rubber cock ring if you have one to help keep you erect while the mold set's around you. Just be sure it is not so tight that you never soften... you need to be smaller than you started so you can remove yourself from the mold once it has set.

After taking the toy out of the mold there were a few places where I had to shave off some extra material, I suspect some water bubbles or something had gotten in the way, but over all very little had to be done. Clean and play!

Using me on my wife, without using me on my wife, was strange at first, but ultimately fun. I had no problem getting Mrs. Toy going and gone with my replica and I know we'll be using it more in the future!

Mrs. Toy:

There is one word to describe my first thought when I first saw the finished product, weird. I was not ready for how much the vibrator was going to look like the real thing. Overall it was pretty easy to make as long as you read the instructions carefully ahead of time (going over them a couple times works best) and have two people working together. This would not be an easy one man project but probably could be done. Clean up was a breeze which surprised me, just make sure to do it over a tile floor.  After the mold was made and the gel was poured in all you have to do is wait a day and now you have a replica of your man. Make sure to shave off any rough pieces as you are putting this into a sensitive area.

The vibrator has one speed but that ended up being just fine with me. I usually like more control over the speed but this one was nice and it was strong enough that I didn’t need extra clit vibration along with it. It also doesn’t have a big base sticking out  that can cut into your legs.  I have had too many times when the base of the vibrator gets in the way and disrupts what is going on but with this one it didn’t happen. The feel of the vibrator is not as good as the real thing but it comes very close and is nice to have when the real thing is not around.  

Conclusions:

Our Pro’s: If done correctly, turns out a very realistic replica, good instructions.

Our Con’s:  "Tips" should be instructions, they are critical and the end product is harder than most will think of when they read "soft" in the description.

Go to Adam & Eve and check out the CLONE-A-WILLY today!

Mr. and Mrs. Toy
February 2010

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About the Reviewers:  Mr. and Mrs. Toy are a married, professional couple in their late thirties, living in the Pacific North West. We are both very open sexually, and love to use and talk about sex toys. We have such a large collection in fact that we have had to purchase a large locking office cabinet to store and organize our collection. We consider these items to be a great aid in keeping our sex life active and interesting.

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