What's The Name Of Your Dingle?

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Ladies and Gents, we're burning with curiosity; what is the name of your dingle? How about your partner's sexy bits, surely they have names also. Tell us, we promise not to laugh...

My ding a ling, my ding a ling, / I want you to play with my ding a ling    —'The Ding-a-Ling Song' by Chuck Berry

Talking about dingles and such things...

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From Jimi
My wife's boobs are called Boom and Bust, only because she has always had a liking for push-up bras that emphasis her ample tits, get all the guys eyes popping!  Her pussy is called Grand Central, has a tat there of an old steam train, copied from Bob Dylan's Slow Train Coming album, an in-joke for us.  Her ass is called Black Hole.  She calls my cock either Suck Stick or Probe, my balls are Laurel and Hardy, no name yet for my ass hole!

From David (SC)
When we were dating my wife and I named my dingaling and her thingaling.  Irving Bocephus Britt for me and Guinevere for her.  IBB was supposedly some great local lover with a big schlong, and I wanted a queenly name for her love nest.  We still refer to Irving and Guinevere quite often.  It is a kind of code word for asking for sex.  "Irving wants to know if Guinevere is available for some recreation tonight?"

From Anonymous
My penis and I share a nickname. Back in college, I was changing in the locker room with a couple of friends. One of them pointed to my uncircumcised penis and jokingly asked what was up with the "Worm hanging off your dick." He was referring to the protrusion of foreskin beyond my glans which is definitely on the long side and yes, does look kind of wormy. "Looks like fish bait," he said. Thus the nickname Bait was born -- and pretty soon most everybody was calling me that, even those who had no idea why.

At first, this was pretty humiliating. But I got used to it. One major moment of embarrassment happened when my Dad asked why everybody was calling me Bait. Rather than go into a, um, lengthy explanation, I got up the balls to just drop my pants and show him. "Fish bait," I pointed to my foreskin. "Get it?" Given he was circumcised, it's not surprising that his response to this little show and tell was, "Holy shit," which cracked me up. Next day he offered to pay for a circumcision! I, of course, refused. 

From Oz
I went with my best friend when he got his dolphin piercing - that's a double prince albert cock piercing - and christened his penis Flipper forever. As we waited the 6 weeks for the piercing to heal up I would ask "how is Flipper today?" and he'd either grin or curse.

In retaliation for the nickname he gave my pussy the name of Cheshire - after the Cheshire Cat - because I love Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass.

From Aveta
we call my bedfriend's penis "2450" because it's big enough to warrant it's own postcode.   :D

From Elizabeth
My husband and I are in our 60's, an old married couple.  My hubby still gets as hard as he did 20 years ago and really knows how to fuck.  He's uncut.  We call his cock: One Eyed Unshorn Throbbing Purple Pussy Pleaser, a parody on an old novelty pop song.

From K
Fat Kat

From Charlie
My brother-in-law's became known as 'Big Boy' following an unplanned sighting of his manhood one morning as he came out of the bedroom for the shower, butt naked. We had left him in bed for the mall but before driving off I had to come back into the house for a sales voucher and that's when I saw him. He was massive, had this great tree trunk hanging down between his thighs, a good 12 inches flaccid.

In a flash, transfixed by his massive appendage, I said 'hi there big boy!' and that became a joke between the two of us. If he rang and I answered he'd say' big boy here..' and he signed off his emails to me with a 'BB'. remember.

From Anonymous
Mine's Lord Nelson, after the famous naval commander, because he only has one eye, and an ex told me I seemed to have a permanent column up, but that was a few years ago. I admit this might be lost on non-UK readers, but Nelson is an English cock.

From Layla
When my lover and I first started dating, he acquired the nickname Tarzan, due to his tall and regal bearing (and his home full of animals). So I had to also name his member: His Majesty (for the King of the Jungle). 

My parts never got a name, but I'm having to give it some thought now. I do think men's parts get a name more often, due to having a mind of their own.

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