Taking Care of Business

On the sly...or so you think

How many of us (male or female) have done the hand shag while we were lying next to our significant other and thought they were asleep? And did they wake up or ever mention they knew you were doing it?

A long time ago I had a girlfriend who really wasn’t much fun and kind of mean - I did, more than once, but never since. She said something one time that suggested she really wasn't sleeping but by then I didn't much care. —Jake

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.—Lily Tomlin

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From Beth
Middle age has been a surprising, and pleasant, erotic awakening for me. Ever since I passed 40, my libido has been heating up, while my husband's has been cooling. We still have great sex together, but he can't quite keep up with me any more. As a result, I've been masturbating more often ­ probably as much as, maybe even more than, I did when I was a teenager. It's not a secret between us. He knows I do it, and is always happy to help if I ask. But sometimes I just want to be alone ­ just me and my fantasies.

Orgasm is the greatest sleeping aid of all, and I like to have one in bed each night to end the day. He's a light sleeper, though, so I have to be still and quiet. It's like being back in college, trying to masturbate without letting your roommate know what you're doing ­ no sighs, no hip thrusts, no creaking bed springs, no vibrator, just my hand in my panties, circling gently away. It's not that he would be mad if he woke up and saw what I was dong. Quite the opposite ­ he would want to help me. But what I want at those moments is to be alone, and undisturbed. So I've gotten quite good at the silent orgasm ­ a middle-aged woman masturbating again the way she did when she was back in college.

From Cat
For me this is something I'd rather not be doing. Especially when he is laying right next to me. Such a waste! Due to emotional problems it has been lonely for me. I do my best to cope but I more than like my share of sex. I could do anything next to him and he would not wake up. No one could snore like that and be awake.

I prefer a vibrator which is under my side of the bed. My masturbation is mainly a stress relief so I just want to come. Otherwise, I leave the room and go to our oversized closet (room) and take my time. I have a stash of things to make it more comfortable. Pillows, toys and one of his shirts that has his smell. I've never been caught. He definitely would have told me.

I also have gone downstairs to the kitchen for a drink and landed laying on the kitchen floor. That would have really pissed him off. I'm waiting, hoping this will be done with soon. Sometimes I wonder if he can be as much fun as I can have with myself.

From Arthur
Once...many years ago...I was in a relationship with a lady. It was just in the beginning stages, we were still trying to "figure each other out". One night, early in the relationship we were asleep together (it was actually one of the first times that we had taken this step in our affair). I awoke feeling the urge to come. Since there were some things in our relationship that we were still working out I was unsure whether to wake her or just "take care of business" on my own.

I looked over at her and saw that she was asleep. She looked so comfortable and serene that I decided I would let her sleep. So taking things into my own hand I became so focused on trying to get off and not wake her that I did not feel her stir beside me. Next thing I knew I felt her hand around mine. I looked over at her and she said, "Here let me help you with that." Suffice it to say we did not sleep much that night. It was a wonderful relationship...while it lasted...because of time and circumstances we drifted apart. Still, even after all of these years, I still think of that night, and smile. and.... ahem.....
 
From Malcolm
I felt the strong urge once while sleeping in a motel room with my wife and some or all of my children. There was no way we could fuck. I had to use the d-i-y bit. I don't know whether she knew.

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